BBSpot has a quiz to decide "Which Programming Lanuguage Are You?" Look what I got:
Dave Snowden recently cited a UNESCO report that currently there are 27 million slaves worldwide and that their average price is £60. Inspired by Robert Cringley's Modest Proposal that it would be more effective to buy everyone in the US a low emission car, it struck me that the total cost of buying everyone's freedom would be £1,620M. This isn't much more than a couple of failed UK government IT projects. Perhaps we could get the big consultancies to chip in.